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딕따의 블로그 읽고 재밌어서 좀 옮겨 봤다. 살짝 고쳤으니 프래이저리즘은 아니지롱? ㅋㅋ

Here's is a step-by-step guide on how to write a college essay.
1. Have your outline ready.
2. Turn on your computer.
3. First, check your e-mail.

4. Respond all the e-mails if there are no e-mails, write to your almost forgotten friends.
5. Check your blog and read all the comments.
6. Respond to all those who wrote comments on your blog.

7. When you are done, write something on your blog and check every five minute if anyone leave any comments on the posting.

8. Oh! The college essay. Glance at the outline. Toss around that thesis for a while, in your head.
9. While tossing around the thesis, notice your new perfume on the desk.
10. Spray the perfume. Mmm... An investment totally worth it.
11. Open the Microsoft Word or Hangul as you please.
12. Now, you'll REALLY start working. Put your title, erase it. Put a new title and erase it.
13. Don't like Arial. Switch to Times New Roman.
14. Wait? Was that a text message?
15. Nope, imaginary sounds. DAMNIT.

16. Check e-mail again, for the order confirmation e-mail for gaemimall and gmall.
17. Back to the essay. Write out that killer intro.

18. Yes! I did it! I have a whole paragraph done! I need a break, perhaps I should switch subjects.

19. Start working on the Audio Visual thingy. Hate all the details.
20. Good, good. Halfway done. But look at that messy desk!!!